NBN 25/10
ULM25
$79.95/mo
Rank in tier
#39 of 57
Tier cheapest
$51.99
Above cheapest
+$27.96 (54%)
Rort Scale
Absolute F***ing Rort
Price history
Unchanged at $79.95 since 19 Sept 2026 (36 days tracked)
Uplink Me
Overall Rort Scale: Taking the Piss. Uplink Me's typical plan sits 24% above the cheapest plan in its tier (median across 11 tiers). Uplink Me is 15% or more above the cheapest plan in every tier it sells. You can almost certainly do better.
$80
cheapest plan/mo
11
speed tiers
0
tiers where it's cheapest
11
tiers where it's a rort
Provider Rort Scale
Taking the Piss
Your provider is having a laugh.
Median 24% above tier cheapest · mean 28% · 11 tiers
Taking the Piss 9Absolute F***ing Rort 2
Share Uplink Me's report card:Open imagePost to RedditPasting the link anywhere shows the image automatically.
Where Uplink Me sits in each tier
Grey bar runs from the tier's cheapest plan to its average. The dot is Uplink Me's ongoing price, coloured by Rort Scale.
cheapest → average Taking the Piss Absolute F***ing Rort
Price movement across tiers
Each line is one tier, indexed to the first price we tracked, so a flat line means no change.
3 price changes across 11 tiers since 24 Mar 2026.
Opticomm 50/20 other tiersY axis: change since first tracked price
Plans by tier
NBN 50/20
ULM50
$92.95/mo
Rank in tier
#52 of 83
Tier cheapest
$75.00
Above cheapest
+$17.95 (24%)
Rort Scale
Taking the Piss
Price history
1 price change. Last on 19 Sept: $84.95 → $92.95
NBN 500/50
ULM500
$95.95/mo
Rank in tier
#29 of 63
Tier cheapest
$80.00
Above cheapest
+$15.95 (20%)
Rort Scale
Taking the Piss
Price history
Unchanged at $95.95 since 19 Sept 2026 (36 days tracked)
NBN 750/50
ULM750
$114.95/mo
Rank in tier
#25 of 45
Tier cheapest
$91.00
Above cheapest
+$23.95 (26%)
Rort Scale
Taking the Piss
Price history
Unchanged at $114.95 since 19 Sept 2026 (36 days tracked)
NBN 1000/100
ULM1000
$129.95/mo
Rank in tier
#40 of 55
Tier cheapest
$102.00
Above cheapest
+$27.95 (27%)
Rort Scale
Taking the Piss
Price history
Unchanged at $129.95 since 19 Sept 2026 (36 days tracked)
NBN 2000/100
ULM2000
$184.95/mo
Rank in tier
#13 of 20
Tier cheapest
$153.00
Above cheapest
+$31.95 (21%)
Rort Scale
Taking the Piss
Price history
Unchanged at $184.95 since 9 Aug 2026 (77 days tracked)
Opticomm 25/10
O.ULM25
$79.95/mo
Rank in tier
#10 of 14
Tier cheapest
$53.90
Above cheapest
+$26.05 (48%)
Rort Scale
Absolute F***ing Rort
Price history
Unchanged at $79.95 since 20 Aug 2026 (66 days tracked)
Opticomm 50/20
O.ULM50
$92.95/mo
Rank in tier
#18 of 29
Tier cheapest
$75.00
Above cheapest
+$17.95 (24%)
Rort Scale
Taking the Piss
Price history
2 price changes. Last on 20 Aug: $84.95 → $92.95
Opticomm 500/50
O.ULM500
$95.95/mo
Rank in tier
#10 of 21
Tier cheapest
$79.00
Above cheapest
+$16.95 (21%)
Rort Scale
Taking the Piss
Price history
Unchanged at $95.95 since 20 Aug 2026 (66 days tracked)
Opticomm 750/50
O.ULM750
$114.95/mo
Rank in tier
#11 of 17
Tier cheapest
$89.00
Above cheapest
+$25.95 (29%)
Rort Scale
Taking the Piss
Price history
Unchanged at $114.95 since 20 Aug 2026 (66 days tracked)
Opticomm 1000/100
O.ULM1000
$129.95/mo
Rank in tier
#12 of 17
Tier cheapest
$109.99
Above cheapest
+$19.96 (18%)
Rort Scale
Taking the Piss
Price history
Unchanged at $129.95 since 20 Aug 2026 (66 days tracked)
Prices are ongoing monthly prices as scraped on 25 October 2026. Rort Scale compares this provider's ongoing price with the cheapest ongoing price in the same tier.How the rating works.